Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Idiot's Guide to Racial Humor - Lesson 1

Lesson # 1

If you say something based in humor and has a racial tone to it, Don't Apologize to Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson!

I have made more tasteless jokes in my short lifetime than that idiot, Don Imus has on the air in his whole career. I don't care about race, color, religion, size or shape...I will make a joke about it. If it falls flat and actually hurts someone's feelings....I'll apologize for hurting that INDIVIDUAL's feelings. If I make a joke about cooking Jews in ovens, I won't try to contact the Anti Defamation League to apologize...I'll simply say I'm sorry to the offended Jew. I am NOT a racist. Why? Because I love EVERYONE. Out of that love, I also have the ability to laugh at EVERYTHING (including myself.) See Get a Grip Paragraph below for further commentary.

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have made more public Anti Jew or Anti White comments then any Anti Black comments that Don Imus and David Duke have made combined. Why on earth do Sharpton and Jackson have to be the guys that Offending Whites rush to apologize too? Any White guy who gets racial is an idiot for trying to appease those hypocritical racist loud mouth fools.

That brings me to another subject....

America....Get a Fucking Grip:

Political Correctness is the cause of such pain that poor offended people suffer. Back before PC was so "In".....if someone said something offensive...you just dealt with it. Now, this country has taken PC to the point that any hurt feelings felt by anyone must automatically be felt by everyone and therefore, the offender has broken every major law in the land and deserves jail time. HELLO!!!! What the hell ever happened to "Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me?"

Final thoughts:

Thousands of Jews are Cheap
Thousands of Orientals have little dicks
Thousands of the French are wimps and yet maintain an arrogant persona
Thousands of Whites are Lazy and trashy
Thousands of Blacks are Lazy and trashy
Thousands of Religious people are flaming hypocrites
Thousands of Politicians are not worthy of trust
Thousands of Mexicans are system cheaters
Thousands of Gay people are obnoxious and in your face about who they are
Thousands of Arabs are Terrorists or plan to be one day
Thousands of Brits believe they are just plain better than everyone else
Thousands of Germans baked Thousands of Jews, Gypsies, Gays etc...to honor 1 Crazy Asshole
Thousands of Puerto Ricans are known for their Fence Climbing ablity
Thousands of Italians are in fact, Dirty and Greasy

And Lastly...

Native Americans came from somewhere other than here and therefore, should have to pay fucking taxes like the rest of us Cheap Jews, Little Dick Orientals, French Wusses, Lazy Blacks and Whites, Catholic Child Touching Priests, money grubbing politicians who hunger for power and money just like Crazy Arab terrorists and Insane German Leaders who cook innocent people in ovens who all the while might just have turned out to be gay and into dirty Italian Men!

OK....Now hit me with a lawsuit and put me in jail for exercising my first amendment rights.

Billy Joel said it best when he sang...."We didn't start the fire."

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