Spending other people's money is New Patriotism.

OK Kids, how many of you know your history? Did the "New Deal" pull the US out of it's deep depression....or was it the War? Do your homework before you answer that one. Think before you vote. It's a simple concept like, shit before you wipe. The Left has been preaching about the another New Deal. Brilliant...just when the country is in debt beyond all comprehension...let's spend more on projects!

Here's an example of the money flow

Pass a bill that requires major spending -borrow from China - hire more employees to the government - offer generous pay and benefits - borrow more money to pay for added costs - Hope that Change will come soon - projects runs behind because new government union employees don't do weekends without added pay - spend more money spent on overtime to catch up - borrow more money - union employees sue government due to imperfect working conditions- borrow more money and finally complete the project. Repeat this process hundreds of times across the country and again, count on Hope and Change to bring about relief to a struggling economy.

Programs are really neat and they sure make people feel good, but that doesn't mean it's responsible when you can't afford it. Maybe when the country can pull it's pants up, then we should consider programs. In the mean time, we are still in the process of getting butt fucked by our elected officials and their irresponsiblity (on both sides of the aisle.)

Hey....you might not like McCain. Frankly, I'm not a big fan myself...but can you really disagree with the flow that I described? Is this really a bad example of how well the government can operate? We see it all the time from the Feds right down to the municipalities. Where is the advantage to the government stepping in? Take this example and think about healthcare...or your retirement. Do you still strongly support allowing our fearless government manage our lives? I'll stick with what barely works vs what won't work. There are better solutions out there and they come from smart people and smart business. Not all business is bad, but the media doesn't advertise that either.

"We'll Grow Jobs" OK Fuck Nuts.....and this would be perfect for both candidates. How do lifetime goverment employees and public servants think they can "Grow Jobs" What the hell do they know about Job Growth? Neither one of them has ever even run a business.

Obama says, Stronger Unions and Higher taxes on big companies! Genius, how can you increase the cost on businesses by strengthening unions (they aren't cheap) and then tax the hell out of them....and expect jobs to grow? Who are you kidding, that is a recipe for killing jobs. What company is going to grow in that environment?

McCain says, Lower taxes on everybody will create jobs. Well...he's right on that one to an extent. With the taxes at current rates, the are the lowest in recent history for EVERYONE (Low for EVERYONE...that sounds fair to me) but what they really need to do is lower them further for small business. Most people don't know that the payroll tax a sole proprietor must pay in addition to their regular tax is close to 50%. He's also right on spending cuts....we need to stop spending ourselves to death. If you eat 24/7, you're going to burst one day. Our country can do the same. Don't kid yourselves.

Speaking of eating -

I was just feeling like a poo was brewing so I decided to stop typing and went to the can for a little pressure relief. Once I made it to the bathroom, I really felt like there would be some air behind this monster. For the purpose of entertaining my friends with disgusting and childish filth, I decided to try and capture the sound, just in case it was a good one. I don't recommend anyone play this if hearing a turd birth is offensive.



This ended up being a triple flusher with all the "leftovers" This is what happens to me when I don't get enough fiber in my daily diet. Lately, I've been eating Fiber One cereal and my poo has been quasi normal. This is the result of: Late Night Wendy's - Spicy Go Wrap, small fries, Twizzlers, Fiber One Raisin Bran cereal, ginger ale, Nestle Crunch, a can of club soda with a splash of "Spring Natural Water." I didn't eat this all at once....this was everything I took in over the last 12 hours. If you think about it...I really do eat like shit. I've got to make some change in my diet..."Change I Can Believe In"

Remember, on Tuesday -

A vote against Obama is a vote for:

Freedom of the Press
Freedom to bear arms
Potentially Freedom of Speech
Freedom to vote against a union without threat
Smaller Government
Real Job Growth
Less Spending (There's a wild concept)
And so much more....

If you want to give up what is listed here...then by all means....vote for Hope and Change. Just remember, you can't pull Hope from an ATM Machine, nor does it sign your paycheck.